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Sword Fighting Fairy Faggots are gay people that live in the same house and play games known as Fortnite. To which if they kill you they are probably stripping down and sword fighting each other with their wieners. So far that some of them are re-creating one of the Star Wars films and naming it Bedroom Battles The Wiener Hardens .
Me: Freak I just died to some SWORD FIGHTING FAIRY FAGGOTS.
You: That’s why we call them that
My particular model of the STFU Shield. Incorporates the power of the Sword Strike Gundam with an STFU Shield.
The STFU Sword Strike is better than an STFU shield because (unlike the shield) it can defend and attack.
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The sword fish of doom was created during the homoerectus period and still survives today. Preying on the small moon children of the pacific it strikes fear into the heart of all in its presence.
"Dear God the sword fish of doom is brutally penetrating that small boy from the sweatshops of the opressed city of Urkaduramuhumajihad."
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1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.
2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.
Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword
John11s2: LOL typo
Kate230:OMG ROTF
Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?
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a full time Mc donalds working asian crime fighter with an abnormally small penis
What a small cock you have! pft must be japanese sword swasser
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One of the worst pieces of shit in media ever with the worst story imaginable. IT contains a corny and toxic romance between link and Zelda, a mean crybaby Zelda, a clingy selfish Link, a final boss that is a villain for no reason, and a forced ending that didn't make sense.
Person 1: I hate Skyward Sword because of the motion controls and linearity but loved the story and characters. Zelink was such a cute couple and Zelda was so funny and sweet.
Me: Are you kidding me? The story and characters was what made the game so bad in the first place and zelink is toxic, Zelda is a bitch, she ain't funny at all nor is she as sweet as you think it is. She loves to push her boyfriend, yells at him, wakes him up for no reason, and Link is still clinging to her like a son would with his goddamn mother.
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When a man takes 1000 viagra pills and shoves his 15 foot dick into a girl vagina 1000 times
dude i sword of 1000 truths my girlfriend yesterday , i think i killed her.
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