used tampon

the happiness (a penis) that is so hard to find

"Where did I put my used tampon?"

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes

"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"

used tampon

a disorganized, slutty, cruel, and mean penis

"I bed hop without mercy like a dirty little used tampon"

used tampon

an unsafe penis

"Watch out for him, he's packing a used tampon."

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

used tampon

the penis of a fornicator

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."

used tampon

penis of ill-repute

Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.