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A think tank is a research institute or other organization providing advice and ideas on problems of policy, commerce, and military interest, and are often associated with military laboratories, corporations, academia, or other institutions. Usually this term refers specifically to organizations which support multi-disciplinary theorists and intellectuals who endeavor to produce analysis or policy recommendations.
Contrary to popluar belief, a think tank is not mutually exclusive to any political party and/or organization. Media reflection makes it seem that conservatives/Republicans use think tanks more than liberals/Democrats only because conservative think tanks have far more press releases.
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When your are at a party, Shit in the back of the toilet tank, so it always smells like someone just took a shit.(Usually isn't found for a couple days)
I was at this party and the persons toilet was clogged and I had to shit bad, It was either I shit in the toilet and left it for everyone to see, or Shit in the trash can and take it out, Fuck, I wasn't going to do either one of those, so I shit in the tank!!!! My friend called a plumber a few days later and that's what the plumber found,
The plumber called it the classic, "Stank in the Tank"
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STANK TANK (as in a smelly THINK TANK):
A statement or way of thinking which characterizes the quintessential right-wing negative view of almost anything which is the least bit progressive, fair, logical, equitable, humanistic, or generally helpful to the common public-at-large.
Stank-tanking stretches right-wing tenets —even moderate ones— to a point which can only be described as irrational, unreasonable, cynical, grotesque, stupid, and often downright indecent (which, ironically, negates the "traditional moral values" right-wing tenet and renders it hypocritical). Usually racist, sexist, condescending and mocking of the down-trodden. Always short-sighted, selfish and narrow-minded.
Examples of STANK TANK:
-Corporations are people
-Women who use birth control are sluts
-Asians don't view life as "we" do: Life is cheap to them (quote from General Westmoreland, Vietnam era)
-College students are snobs
-"I'm unemployed too" (quote from millionaire, Mitt Romney)
-The unemployed are lazy
-"Work makes you free" (sign at concentration camp entrance)
-"Let them eat cake" (quote attributed to Marie-Antoinette, when told that the people had no bread to eat)
“If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.” (quote from Anita Bryant)
-Poor people deserve to be poor
-Black people should "go back to where they came from"
-Latinos are illegal until proven otherwise
-Global warming is a hoax
-If you've seen one Redwood tree, you've seen them all (quote from Ronald Reagan)
-The U.S. auto industry should go bankrupt
“... homosexuals cannot reproduce ...so they must recruit our children.” (Anita Bryant)
-Union workers are socialist thugs
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When a sober person pretends to be drunk and pass-out while telling everyone they're a lightweight.
Dude 1: Dude wake up you pussy! How much did you have, a sniff of it?
Dude 2: I actually had something in my cup unlike you.
Dude 1: *pretends to fall over on Dude 2 spilling his kool-aid in the process*
Dude 2: Nice fake tank douche bag
Dude 1: Im SO DRUNK!!
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One who has tank butt. A huge round, full, healthy wide ass. An ass that can, if unleashed cause mass destruction and histeria amongst those of the opposite sex. Lithe baby blue sweat pants cling lovingly to Tank Butts. Jean pants strain to hold the strong defined curves, which define Tank Butt.
"Shut up Tank Butt!" in reference to a women, most likely Melissa, who has a well defined Tank Butt. Melissa indeed has the Poster Butt for Tank Butthood.
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To shit in the back tank of a toilet, after removing the cover. This is best done in a public bathroom, as the turd(s) will not likely be found for several weeks, despite the pure, rancid stank it will emit. Due to the general orientation of the toilet tank and the wall, this can be a difficult task, and any successful attempt should be properly commended.
Stephon: Any needledick can shit on the floor at Wendy's; it takes skill and grace to fill the tank.
Crew: roflberry pwncakes
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