shouting at tea

When someone is getting irrationally angry and venting this anger at a completely innocent third party on the internet.

This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.

Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

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suga tea

Code word for alcoholic beverages; illegal intoxication. Most commonly appropriate for beer or tequilla.

Ayy guh, you want to get some suga tea fo this weekend?! It'll be a tea party like old times

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Clock that tea

When somebody insults someone people on twitter usually reply with “CLOCK THAT TEA” or, “YOU CLOCKED (HIS/HER) TEA”.

clock that tea period.

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tea partay

Adj. Word used to describe one who acts/dresses/is exceedingly preppy, snobby, high class etc.

Comes from the smirnroff viral ad.

chealsea looks extremely tea partay with not one, but two obnoxiously bright ralph lauren polo shirts.

Wow, that kid got a hummer for his birthday. How tea partay.

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iced tea

A uniquely American drink that apparently tea drinkers outside the US just don't get. Both refreshing and caffeinated, but be careful what you order -- Southerners like it really, really sweet.

Ah, iced tea. My wirewater of choice.

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tea party

Where white people from all walks of intolerant society gather to draw hitler mustaches on pictures, make effigies of black people hanging, show off their illegal guns, and whine about other bs.

billy bob: hey der, u goin tur da tea party tommorow?

joe dirt: heck yea deey tuk urr jerrrbs!!!!

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Tea Cum

When a guy cums into a teacup full of tea and a girl drinks while still fully clothed. She may even want to wear a nice dress to look better for the male and if he's a gentleman he'll make a pot full so they can both enjoy multiple glasses.

Guy: I just served my bitch some tea cum.

Other Guy: Awww Hott!

Other, Other Guy: Awesome!

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