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Something, normally an electronic device, that runs slowly and heats up. It gets warm enough where you can toast bread on it.
Friend: *Sends video*
Verd: Sorry could you send me that video over email? My toaster phone can only view videos in 2 pixel quality.
I have a rather large wager with guy down pub. Over several large sherbets I bet I him that I can have a new term enter the general lexicon. Thus I offer you…
Toaster.
As an alternative description for a popular electric motor car. Not only do they make you feel like you are driving a kitchen appliance, but you ARE gonna end up as toast, burnt toast
I say, old chap , I see you’ve traded in the Rangie for a Toaster. You got your asbestos pants on, old chap?
Delicious way to unalive oneself.
" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"
A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*
"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"
a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)
don't touch my szechuan sauce you toaster !
a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)
don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !
(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.
Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now
Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you