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nerk valley

The nerkest of the valleys where hillbilly’s inhabit the most of the population.

Isn’t everyone related in nerk valley?

by SupDawg728 September 15, 2019


Pine valley

Prolly the smallest neighborhood in ne philly, this place sucks and is often forget amongst the other neighborhoods in the northeast

Person1- Yo u goen to pine valley tn?
Person2- Wheres pine valley at dude?

Person1- Up pine road bro

Person2- Naa ill just stay home a rub a few out
Person1- Ok

by Philphy July 3, 2015

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


porn valley

When your buddy gets dumped by his girlfriend. And rather than get back out there, chasing tail, he wallows in self pity and masturbates himself to sleep every night.

The only known cure for porn valley syndrome (PVS) is to turn off the porn and go find some strange.

"Hey, what happened to Frank? He used to hang out all the time."
"His girlfriend dumped him. He's been stuck in the porn valley for months now."

"He needs to man up. Climb the other hill and meet some real girls."

by the Jerkman June 25, 2012

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Long Valley

Long Valley or the "Big LV" is a small town located in northwest New Jersey in Morris County. LV is full of rich snobs who all drive mercedes, cadillacs, bmw's, and range rovers. If your from LV you probably are rich and live in a multi-million dollar mansion. LV is near other wealthy towns such as Chester, and Mendham. Don't confuse LV with being being by Hackettstown because that is where Mexicans rome wild by Taco Bell and Burger King. Hell no! It is right next to it but its a whole other county. If you are from Long Valley you party hard, even at 3rd grade batman themed parties. LV kids are mostly abercrombie model looking or stoned and can't remember what they did last night. You can go to their high school West Morris Central in Chester and find drug stands where you can buy cheap coke. You might just get lost in a sea of expensive cars your parents bought you for your easter present. Even the little tikes could pass as 20 year old prostitutes. All residents think they are the shit and act gangsta from the ghetto, but seriously, don't you dare confuse one with a hackettstowner. "Hackettstown is the only town in NJ where you will find kids in ecko and shady clothing huddled around a rita's italian ice place claiming it to be their turf." Long Valley is the same except they prefer their Quizno's because they will beat you up if they see you going there. You probably have something better to do like go to Dunkin' Donuts down in the "valley" or some house party at you rich friend's house, because your a OG and are the shit.

Long Valley kid: Hey, yo, whaddup dawgy dog can I get my some weed?
Hackettstowner: Your from "THE BIG LV" aren't you?

by LAboof34 June 29, 2007

31πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Valley Girl

The name given to a girl from the Welsh Valleys. Usually a pikey, a scally or chav, they like to wear gold jewelery and have dirty bleached hair. The male equivalent is a valley boy.

A stinky whore

by MATTY May 27, 2004

29πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


death valley

Noun. To insert one's labia, by force, into an awaiting mouth. The female corollary of the teabag.

I was just sitting there, and yada yada yada... death valley. A river does run through it.

by BernardEvanBrooke May 6, 2008

13πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


silicon valley

An area with at least 2 women with huge fake breasts

Little Joe: Hey dad, can we go to silicon valley this afternoon?

Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

30πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž