noun
1. An annoyingly drunk person
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"Here, Wee Dommo was a pure virus last night, man. He had his tadger oot in tgis"
A type of disease which science still doesn’t know if it's alive or not since it relies on a host's cells to reproduce by injecting its genetic code into the cell, forcing it to make copies of the virus untill is bursts open like, and I quote Kurzgezagt here: a mouse going into you and using your guts,bones and organs to make a mouse factory which will make mice untill you body is ruptured, the mice are released and you are now on the ground slowly fading away, drifting off to death.
"Hey, i'm not feeling to well, I think iI might have a virus"
"Ok, make sure you quarantine incase its that new one"
"Ok"
don't frick with him. He's a faggot without parents.
oi. You look like drunk ViRuS
What your minecraft mods probably came with
It also basically kills your pc if you dont fix it
Guy: *installs minecraft mods through a totally legal website*
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus
Westminster is FULL of viruses like the labour Party and Conservative Party
An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...
2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
The only legit response to a friend spamming you from nowhere with random letters or digits via any kind of messenger.
Friend: wgbwtvwb wtvtqvqf$%×:;%
lxrcqf**÷×*"&&÷ 182bcnx
&#&#&or8 34loo1foxfqlc
Me: virus spam tingz