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Don't judge people by their age. Some 11 year olds are actually better than teens. All those horny cunts on youtube have
given the rest of the world's 11 year old population a bad reputation. Others are actually pretty nice. don't stereotype people for their age. remember, if you're about to make fun of one, just think that bitch you were 11 once too
person 1: omfl 11 year olds are horny fucking under aged shits
person 2: not all of them are, you were 11 once too you bastard
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Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life
Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins
Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds
Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music
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The act of masturbating seconds before the new year, and ejaculating right as the clock strikes twelve, starting the new year off perfectly.
Bob: "Dude, the new year is in 5 minutes."
Joe: "Get the tissues". "It's time for the New Year's fap."
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Rule: A partner (usually boy) may have a relationship with another partner (usually girl) as long as the other partner (girl) is 2 years
or less younger. May not always apply to those 18 and older
If I'm 16, the 2 year rule allows me to date some one of at least 14 years old
An age at which the head doctor definitely cannot be
I know I sound like a broken record, but... 89 years old?
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The Cleveland Browns Fan Motto. Typically used in abundance after week three.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the Browns get beat by the Buccaneers?
Browns fan: Yep, there's always next year.
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The day that people realize that all the drinking and partying they did the night prior to (as in New Year's Eve) was worthless, because, in reality, it means nothing. The day of New Year's Eve is exactly the same as New Year's Day. It is also often used for people living crap lives to say all the things they are going to do "this new year", none of which they really will do, that end up being almost identical to last year's.
The only true difference between New Year's Day and the day of New Year's Eve, is that when writing the date, you must change one, or more (depending on what year it changed to) digits in the year category. When in school this becomes a nuisance when teachers deduct points due to writing the wrong date.
Before New Year's Day: "Dude I can't wait for New Year's, but for now, let's just get shit-faced!"
On New Year's Day: "Today is just like yesterday, except it's four degrees colder, and my head hurts like a bitch."
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