vote third party

Vote third party is code for smoking weed

hey man, do you vote third party?

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third-eye material

Information, supposed facts, or opinions (especially having to do with post-modern philosophies) that someone has seemingly pulled from their ass to serve their ego.

"In just 7 years, every cell in the human body has completely been recycled, and you are an entirely new person."

-third-eye material

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Third person mode

When you have been so wasted because of heavy drinking, that next morning or even next week you have to gather information from outside sources about what the hell have you done or said, and where the hell have you been.
It feels like you have been controlled by some outside forces when you later start to recall what might have happened.

After twenty-ish tequilas I must have gone Third person mode cause I don't have a slightest clue why I woke up in the middle of Sweden???

Last night the booze must have taken control of me or something. Shit, I switched to Third person mode again. I hope next time somebody would shut me down before that happens...

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third class citizen

1Non-human—that is recognized as having certain subsistence substantial Visual for upper class citizens,with limited jurisdiction of legal system ;limited from ownership from a person;Also good mathematician.

"Ingenious of response from third class citizen." shouted the lawyer .

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Third Place Victory

A phrase literally meaning 'celebrate the underdog'. The phrase was invented and championed by the British pemo band of the same name.

Morgs celebrated his third place victory like he'd come first

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third world state

a state, usually Mississippi or Louisiana, that has the properties of some third world country. This word was first used by Stacey "Scary" Denny.

True life example: My tap water has been brown for over a year due to iron, this is a third world state.

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Third Eye Brown

Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the… ASSHOLE or Anus…Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.

"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"

"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."

"Oh that's cool."

"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"

booty anus poohole bum rectum

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