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Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...
Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long
Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
Look at that girl. She a country unicorn
A country guy with no life that likes to look up random words on the urban dictionary
The country k is pretty lonely today
A Country That Is Only Available On The Internet. Also A Country Based Off The Internet
Hey Guys Have You Seen That Internet Country That's Been Started On Discord?
Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.
My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.
To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse
I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.
A guy at a party that excessively slips in all the countries he's visited by inserting mundane references into a conversation in an effort to impress some stupid chick with big tits
OMG Yes...this Totinos Pizza Roll totally reminds me of the pizza rolls they have in Prague. Fuuuuk....what a night . you've been to Prague right? Country Dropping
red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.
wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp