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A fake term used to trick boomers
Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L
Thoughts of regret before your head is put in high pressure, only people who live through a crushed head experience this.
This Person Has Conprestinational Thoughts.
When a person sends one text her thought instead of waiting to gather all of their thoughts and send it in one text.
Anna is an Every Thought Texter. She sent me 15 texts in 30 seconds instead of just putting it all into one text.
When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.
Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER
when you both think of eachother while having a little me time!
thoughts for thoughts before bed?
used to express approval of a comment or suggestion.
“Why don't we let that tub fill up with rainwater?”
“That's a thought!”
Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, the thought daughter is the counterpart to hay son.
She is depressed or strives to be. Pathologically introspective, thinks she's very deep, smart and sensitive. Also has an unhealthy obsession with everything. The thought daughter likes journaling and sports her pair of black doc martens most days. She loves listening to lorde, mitski and lana del rey and her favorite movies are lady bird and frances ha. She also has an unhealthy obsession with the bell jar and my year of rest and relaxation.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
I need a thought daughter to match my freak
"I have now read the bell jar three times, im such a thought daughter"
"get help"
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