throat crazy

Someone who constantly wants oral sex.

The girl complained " I hate when I have my period because my boyfriend gets throat crazy."

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throat thrasher

when you suck the soul out of someone

Cindy Is A Throat Thrasher Bro I Couldnt Feel My Meat

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Throat goat

My girl friend is the ultimate throat goat ...

Get over here you little throat goat ...

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deep throated

when a girl likes to suck a lot of dick. usually some skanky hoe-bag that dont give a fuck.

guy #1: that girl last night was deep throated as fuck.
guy #2: yea i know, i had her the night before.

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throat greese

the slime textured goobers or saliva that acculate in the rear of a sluts throat while in the act of cock gobbling or fallatio.

man that biatch had a bad case of throat greese when she sucked my ramrod lastg night

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throat clearing

*ahem* throat clearing is an asexual phallic symbol. but on a more serious note - the action of throat clearing is similar to the action of yawning. it just so happens that throat clearing seems to carry connotations opposite to those of yawning. yawning says things like "we get along so well that we don't even need to talk" whereas coughing says things like "our relationship is sick". of course there are those who use the word sick in a positive manner of speaking...share the wealth and stuff...you know.

every once in awhile these things happen:

=: socialized throat clearing (coughing) during extracurricular activities.
=: sickness . know?
=: burping (often...or after a good meal...or on the alphabet fuck || farm -> a.k.a. communication).
=: sometimes you have to control the weather and blow the buggers out of the water...and out of your life. |who sunk my battle ship|can guide/disarm a missile using their 1337 mind control over red negative energy||
=: spraying it, not saying it, yet in a semi-appropriate (or perhaps merely an uncontested) manner.
*aher*
aten

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Clean Throat

Asking someone if they have a clean throat is like asking them if they have had oral sex before.

"Dude I was like, so do you have a clean throat, and she was like no but I know how to blow!"

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