tight unit

The opposite of loose unit; to get mortally fucked up to the point of not remembering the night but still somehow making it back to bed.

Katie: "I think I remember jumping through my window to get back in"
Harvey: "Katie... you're a fucking loose unit"
Katie: "Mate I am a fucking.. TIGHT UNIT!"

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Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

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tight bent

state of being drunk but not completely trashed; More than tipsy but less then hammered.

Mark: "Yo, you alright?"
Dwayne:"Yeah nigga, I'm tight bent yo. Hand me a beer."

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Tampon Tight

Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.

I’m tampon tight!

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tight butthole

the name of a webster city wrestling team full of all white kids and one black kid at camp.

WC: TIGHT BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!

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hold tight

wait, keep yo azz right daar imma rite be back.

hold tight somebody callin me

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High And Tight

Right before you cum, the muscles in your groin pull your balls up for the Money shot.

"He's about to cum!"
"How can you tell?"
"Look, his balls are High and Tight!!"

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