s card

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Dude the sheets were so messy after I took that girls s card.

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christides card

bartering usually with stolen goods

Do you accept christides card ? otherwise you'll have to wait a few days,I have a couple of 3dcards on ebay that should cover it.

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playing cards

A euphamism for smoking weed.

"Dude, I'm skiving physics to go 'play cards'"

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heart of the cards

A reason why I don't watch Yu-Gi-Oh!
Heart of the cards?Woah,musta had to many cold ones last night,Yugi..

"IF I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS,I CAN DO ANYTHING!Except kiss a girl..they don't like my hair"

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negro card

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.

That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.

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obama card

phrase used in defensive argument to counteract the "racist card". no real meaning other than defense to annoying black chicks who like to mouth off and call you a racist just because you have less melanin, but can get skin cancer easier

Black (afrian american) chick: "You callin' me a gold-digga cuz I'm black. You racist! You racist wite bitch!"

Me: "Girl, grow up and don't pull the racist card on me or I'll pull the obama card on you"

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shards and cards

Smoking shards (crystal meth) while playing cards. Made famous by a kid named Reid who does too many drugs!

I bet Reid is gonna go play some shards and cards tonight.

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