person 1: What's hair porn?
person 2: Stana Katic's hair
person 1: Who?
person 2: Detective Kate Beckett from Castle
person 1: Ohhhhh okay!
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When people post videos of themselves helping impoverished people for clout, validation, internet points, or money.
"Joey is kinda despicable, he posts poverty porn to youtube, and it makes him $1k in ad revenue per month."
"Becky tipped a $100 bill the other day, which was nice, but she posted it to TikTok as poverty porn and now I don't respect her"
The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.
Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”
A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).
Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.
Really good sex of monsters from the game scp containment breach usually dumbasses like me look at it
People- do you watch porn
Me- nah I watch scp porn
People- fucking weirdo
Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.
Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!
what a man ejaculates after he has no more seamen left from cumming too many times
frank's had sex so many times in a row that the last time he had an orgasm the only thing that came out was porn dust