fried green tomatoes

To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion,
or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.

"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"

or:

"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"

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yea just like tomatoes

a statement used when something is stated that is completely pointless.

Also can be used to change subject or confuse.

Person 1: Yea so I am feeling kinda hungry..
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

Person 1: Me and my girlfriend just broke up, u wanna talk about it?
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

Person 1: I think I'm gonna leave
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes

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criss cross tomato

A graffiti-ridden black chevy truck that was parked in the ghetto.

It looks like they wrote criss cross tomato. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

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Boo I’m throwing tomatoes

Typically used by women, throwing tomatoes is a slang term used to describe the act of putting ones period in a plastic bag and throwing it.

Boo I’m throwing tomatoes.

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Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

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Rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it

The appearance of a vagina after a U.S. Army infantryman has been there.

That poor girl was ruined after I got through with her. It looked like a rotten tomato with a bicycle track through it.

Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger

A special burger with tomato

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"

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