elbows too pointy

The most important feature on a woman. If a woman has pointy elbows it throws off her entire look. It can make or brake her. It will turn off even the worst internet virgins.

John: Hey brah check out this hot girl right here!
Adam: Man, have you seen her elbows? Would not hit it!
John: Damn you're right brah, elbows too pointy.

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Too posh to push

A negative connotation made to describe the choice many women have for an elective caesarean, rather than grunting and screaming for hours like they portray in the movies.

Saying "Too posh to push" is usually said by men who will never know the physical demands of pushing a child's head through their body. Similar to pushing a bowling ball through a straw.

Imagine passing an 8 pound baby out of your A-hole. Just try.

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too sexual for love

somebody that cares too much about sex on a relationship that theyre far from falling in love.

Cain: "i love you babe!"
Cainlana: "so you wanna fuck?"
Cain: "again?"
Cainlana: "if you love me youll fuck me!!"
Cain: "do you love me?"
Cainlana: "no, im too sexual for love"

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rocks are too big

1. Obviously Photoshoped image.
2. Something that is completely and undeniably fake.

That picture of the dwarf being shot out of the hippo's left nostril is totally rocks are too big.

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Too much fun

An intense amount of merriment, pleasure, play, gaiety that distracts from other, important things that are taking place. A cause of distraction.

When Kayla, Tiffany, and Erin get together, they are the definition of having too much fun!

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Too deaf to hear

When you are too deaf to hear.

Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.

born too hard

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."