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In "touching tubes", two men touch the tips of their penises together then pull forward enough foreskin so that it covers both their penis heads, so the two penises now look like a single shaft connecting the two men's bodies.
That looks totally trippy-- and it sounds more than a bit romantic!-- but it is all totally no homo, because nobody's balls are touching.
If there's not enough loose foreskin (or just plain shaft skin) to cover both heads at once, then the two men are trying to touch tubes, but not quite managing it. However, that attempt still counts as "tip to tip", and a nice friendly sword fight can be the participation trophy.
Conversely, if there's there's a great deal of foreskin, then the men can even do full-on docking.
Comparing sizes can be a gateway drug to touching tubes-- which can immediately escalate to a non gay handjob, and from there, to anything.
"Me and my entirely platonic friend Kyle were comparing sizes, to address the question of 'grower' versus 'show-er'. Then hey yolo, so we decided to try touching tubes. I don't have much slack, but we did just fine, because he's got a glorious anteater! Then, in the spirit of wholesome friendship, we fell right into a bro job and cum swapping session that lasted for hours. But we wanted to clarify that this is no homo, so later we each gave each other a non gay handjob... several times... just to make sure we're totally straight."
Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.
on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.
John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.
Showing a video recording of a drunk friend to their parents.
Tanner was disowned after he got Tattle Tubed.
When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before
Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction
1) Mons Pubis
2) Pubic Mound
3) the adipose tissue lying above the pubic bone of adult women, anterior to the symphysis pubis. The mons pubis forms the anterior portion of the vulva, and limits the perineal region proximally and anteriorly.
The guy is such a DOUCHE BAG!
No man, DOUCHE BAG is so over. That guy is a TUBE STASH!