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When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
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Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?
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While being fully covered with suds/bubbles and your partner urnates to rinse all the suds/bubbles from there body on thanksgiving day
This thanksgiving I will give u a Turkish snowcone
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Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
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When you insert your penis into a Turkish woman’s vagina and can’t retrieve it without suction resistance.
This girl last night had a Turkish finger trap and my dick came out looking like it got a hickie.
When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.
Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.
Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”
Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash