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When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
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Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?
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While being fully covered with suds/bubbles and your partner urnates to rinse all the suds/bubbles from there body on thanksgiving day
This thanksgiving I will give u a Turkish snowcone
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Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
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The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.
"Turkish War of Independence is a great guide for colonial countries."
(Noun) A phrase for the disappointment that immediately crosses your mind upon realizing that Edmund Pevensie greatly exaggerated the taste of the candy known as, Turkish Delight.
When you finally taste the candy that made Edmund Pevensie betray his siblings, only to realize that it’s not nearly as delightful or delectable as portrayed. It is indeed a Turkish De-Lie, the LaCroix of confectionary creations.
“I was expecting the taste of Turkish Delight to change my life, but instead I tasted a Turkish De-Lie!”
“It looks so juicy, so sweet, so delicious…. But it’s just a sugar coated Turkish De-Lie.”
When two guys are having sex with with the vagina, and asshole, at the same time.
'Oh my god! Johnny was on his back, and Sharron was riding him really hard, and then Bobby came from behind and started fucking her ass! It looked like a 'Turkish Polar Bear'.