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Twilight Tool

The 16 to 18 year old girl or gay man who had no idea what Twilight was until they saw the big hype over the upcoming movie.

The person generally went to go see the midnight showing of the movie without reading the books, and the next day went to the mall to buy half off Twilight apparel at 'Hot Topic.'

After these events, the person will go to 'Barnes and Noble' purchase a cappuccino, buy the twilight books, carry them around their high school, and pretend they are a vampire.

"Hey John, do you see Jenni over there with her brand new Twilight books?"

"Yeah, they still have the price sticker on them, what a 'Twilight Tool'"

by Zachary M. McComb January 22, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck twilight

This refers to the general sentiment of the overwhelming majority in regards to the 'Twilight' franchise, including the novels, movies, and even fanfictions and fanarts. This sentiment is well justified in that the books are abysmal, the movies are a disgrace, and the fanbase is rabid at best. Hence the term, 'fuck twilight'.

"At least it isn't Twilight."
"Man, fuck Twilight."
"Agreed."

by Diablos Ex Machina March 16, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twilight Princess

Midna, from the "Legend of Zelda" Game for GameCube or Wii.

The best developed Character ever seen, additionally, she turns out as a real beauty at the end of the Game.

She get cursed into an impish form by an enemy called "Zant(o)", who is overtaking the Control of the so called "Twilight Realm". Midna is trying to regain Control with the help of "Link".

Midna herself is a "Twili", a Race living in the realm of twilight.

End Sequence, Midna get rid of the curse and turn out as a true beauty aka "The Twilight Princess"!

by CrazyMarkus August 23, 2007

79๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twilight Saga

A book series by Stephenie Meyer. Probably infact the worse books in the history of time. These books are about sparkling vampires with a special power (By vampire I actually mean blood sucking pixie) and shapeshifters (Wolves).

It is a far fetched book about a girl named Isabella (Bella) Swan of about of seventeen that falls in love in a whiny, controlling, pedophile, stalker by the name of Edward Cullen. That is all you need to know about that.

In New Moon Edward leaves Bella "to keep her safe" or some shit. She ends up falling for Jacob Black (The leader wolf man, guy, person, whatever) also. It's funny, though. She claims she loves Eddie but yet she falls in love with Jake. In New Moon Bella pretty much thinks she can hear Edward by doing idiotic and reckless things. Such like jumping off a cliff and almost drowning. And she complains about this "hole" in her chest through out the book. So on, Alice and Bella run off to Italy to find Mr. Ed, blah. He comes back and propose to Bella. However, she doesn't really give him an answer until like the end of Eclipse, or something.

Eclipse pissed me off. And they turned Bella into a horny bitch at the end. And turned Jacob into a pig. I have NOTHING to say about it, only that is sucks and you shouldn't read it.

Breaking Dawn was really corny. Bella ends up getting pregnant with Eddie's child. The Pregnancy went fast. Killing Bella slowly as it grows inside her, blah, blah. She thinks she will have a boy. Named EJ (Edward Jacob) but ends up as a girl. She names her a retarted name that sounds like a disease (Renesmee). Heres a trippy moment. Jacob imprints on her. He gives her the nickname Nessie. (The nickname for the Loch Ness Monster.) Some failed battle at the end with the Vultori. I believe only one person died. It was pretty stupid.

Yeah, these books are a waste of time. D: If you like them you obviously have horrible taste.

The Twilight Saga ~~~~

-Twilight-
Bella - Hi.
Edward - Hi... You smell very etible.
Bella - Thanks.
Edward - I watch you when you sleep.
Bella - How flattering.
Edward - I love you.
Bella - Cool, me too.
Edward - *Plays baseball*
James - You brought a snack! >:D
Edward - *Growls*
Bella - *Gets bitten*
Edward - NUUUEEEE! -Sucks venom out-
Bella - :D

-New Moon-
Edward - I'm leaving now
Bella - Bye. I'll just sit here and be useless for a while.
Edward - Cool.
(Months later.)
Jacob - *Turns into a wolf*
Bella - Huh?
Jacob - HYPOCRITE!
(Moments later)
Bella - Edward!!! No!!!!
Edward - Oh, look, we're both alive. Amazing.
Bella - Yup.
Edward - Marry me?
Bella - Nope.

-Eclipes-
Edward - I love you
Bella - I love you, but I love jacob, too.
Jacob - Rawr.
Edward - *Censored*?!

-Breaking Dawn-
Bella - *Marries Edward*
Edward - Score!!
Bella - *Get's pregnant*
Edward - OH NOE! D:
Jacob - Wtf?
Bella - *Has baby*
Jacob - *Inprintes on Renesmee-
Bella - *Turns into a vampire*
Edward - Woooooo! *Takes Bella hunting*
*Vorturi attacks*
Edward - D: *Takes Aros hand*
Aro - I see. We'll kill you now.
Bella - NUUUE!!!!!

THE END!

by Emily Don S. August 20, 2009

167๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twilight Weather

When its real foggy and misty outside, grey skies, no sun, maybe a little drizzle. Usually fall weather.

Guy: Dude what the hell is up with this weather?
Girl: Relax its only Twilight Weather

by KaniXY December 12, 2010


Twilight traitor

The person that we all applaude for leaking one of Stephanie Meyer's books that was not yet published, and therefore causing her to decide not to publish it, and saving the world from having to see yet another horribly shitty book invading our bookstores and pretending to be an actual piece of literature. This person, while anonymous, is considered a hero by every person in the world not infected by the terrible disease known as twilight.

twilight twishit stephanie meyer Twilight traitor

by OurBella'sDead,YoursWillBeToo October 31, 2011


twilight moist

vaginal wetness that results from watching a twilight movie or reading a twilight book

my girlfriend blushes allot when she watches those damn twilight movies, those damn vampires get her twilight moist

by spoons12345 August 9, 2010