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Two boys who suck on eachotheres pp and eat boogers out of there butts and are both bad at sports drew is the bettter out of the two but chris gets dominated in everything by zane and cchris an get his butt pounded by a girl with a strapon and drew has an anthill on his forehead
drew vega and chris miller are gay
You go to Sin City for the weekend and the only thing you brought home was CRABS 🦀
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You and the fellas go “clam digging” but instead got CRABS 🦀
The Wolf Pack of One and Raul Duke respectively went on a Las Vegas Fishing Trip and itches for weeks
The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
Doesn't get any attention because of Las Vegas, NV. Every single one of the teenagers there hate it. All of the visitors love it if they have great appreciation for history, cute stores, and amazing food. The Plaza is the best hang out. Estella's Cafe is amazing. It's just the best! Stop hating!
Person 1: Where are you going out of town?
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!
Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!
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The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
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Riding or driving something hard and or furiously
If I had that bike I would ride it like a vegas whore
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A girl who you know is taken (married has a boyfriend etc.) but you hang out and feel a vibe resulting in talking to yourself about her in front of a mirror
“One drink and that’s it. Don’t be rude. Drink your drink… do it quickly. Say good night… and go home. You see this is a moral test of one’s self, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because being loyal is very important. You’re gonna go out there and say, ‘Good night, I’ve had a very lovely evening’… walk out the door, go home, jerk off, and that’s all you’re gonna do.” Vincent Vega in front of a mirror after his date with Mia Wallace PULP FICTION (1994)
"Oh man this girl is amazing she loves WWE and Bray Wyatt but she's married Oh well that makes her a Vincent Vega Mirror Girl"
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