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When you wake up and get blackout drunk and go to work
When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once
waikiki wake-up call someone.
When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.
Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"
Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.
Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"
Wake and Pex is when you wake up, eat breakfast, then take an Adipex-75 pill (75mg Phentermine). Then you clean and study and do work.
Steve: I did a Wake and Pex and included breakfast.
To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.