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Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart
Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad
Literally not the cutest person ever. Anyone who says otherwise is automatically saying no other human has ever existed. I know what you're thinking, and no I did not write this to prove a point. This is officially written by the legend-dairy John Decengre III of New Jersey.
To the person reading this (yes this actually has a purpose),
No need for any further explanation, you're officially ruled cuter by the public, judge, and jury. I rest my case. ;)
-Eefin (Walmart Edition)
The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.
“Bro check HER out”
“She’s alright I guess…”
“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”
State of being fed up with working for walmart.
The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis
The negative health condition that occurs when one person spends too much time inside a Walmart Superstore.
While Chris was shopping in Walmart, he was antsy and disgusted with myself as he began to suffer a case of the Walmartitis
A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.
Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”