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the act of penile penetration into the anus.
"Ted wood wedgied Hannah last night"
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When somebody strips you to your underwear and (wedgies) you
A naked wedgie is when I was in school and these jocks stripped me to my undies and hung me by them and ever could see my wedgied cheeks
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When you use your teeth to pick out a fraternity brothers cock from their underwear. Usually performed at a college fraternity house.
John had a great time on St. Patrick's day. He gave Chad an Irish Wedgie after drinking 10 Irish Car bombs. John is now gay.
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The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.
"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
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When your G-string somehow gets swallowed up by your bumb crack and causes pain like someone is giving you a wedgie!
Ouch, sh*t l can't move until l pull out this G-Wedgie!!
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When an evil person takes the dangling string from the hood of someone else's hoodie and pulls it so that the other side of the string is lost in the abyss of the hood hole.
Steve didn't like Dave's face so he gave him a ludicrous hoodie wedgie right while he was talking to Sarah.
Dave spent the next hour working his hood to find the string that was halfway out because of the shear power of Steve's hoodie wedgie attack.
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The act of shoving a potato down someone’s trousers before giving them a wedgie to make it appear as though they have dedicated.
“I gave that kid a potato wedgie the other day and he actually shit himself!”
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