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A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.
Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.
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The rule that states that if an individual has left an item at a friend's house that hasn't been moved or used within a 3 week period: then that item may be used by the household's occupants as an improvised ashtray.
Nathan: "Dude I was gonna make a coffee why the shit is my coffee mug full of ash and cigarette ends?"
Billy: "3 week rule man you have plenty of time you move it or use it"
Nathan: "I was in hospital I was in a fucking car crash you dick!"
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A term used to describe the time between the last finals of Yale and the official Commencement activities. As tradition in recent generations, graduating seniors travel during this time (especially to Myrtle Beach, SC). Other underclassmen participating or working for graduation all move to Old Campus housing. There are no planed events and thus they must just wait for Dead Week to end and graduation to start (the YPMB is famous for having a film festival with each class making a film during Dead Week--including a Junior feature length film--that is screened at the end of Dead Week).
Yalie K: "I am so excited to just party and do nothing during Dead Week."
Yalie T: "I am too but know that I will be freaking out about finishing papers that I could not get done."
Yalie K: "You are stupid! Dead Week is when you are done with school and can just day drink at Yale."
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A week to celebrate fur trouts.
Make troutsona's.
Goes from July 26th to August 1st.
Hey Jimmy! Did ya go fishin' today?
Nah bro. I made a troutsona to celebrate fur trout week!
YOOOO SICK MAN!
The best week of your life in Engineering at Queen's, filled with fun, friends, funky FRECs, and possibly a little bit of greased pole. After this, its all GPA-less first term winters and failing 112. Here are some important things/definitions you need to know, the primer to the primer if you will:
FREC:
A supreme god-like being; the coolest people you will ever meet. Can often be found slamming $500 GPAs (see below) on the ground and sporting kilts, pain chains, and work boots.
FROSH:
So so silly. They know nothing and think they know everything, little do they know they will never be a year.
ENGCUT:
The most stylish accessory one can ever sport. Every other frosh at Queen's is forever envious of the eng frosh's immaculate cut, although they will never admit to it.
NURSES:
We love them.
GPA:
Golden Party Armor. Only the best and brightest frosh will be permitted to don and dye the most beautiful symbol of Queen's Engineering, permitted they pass first term exams (good luck).
CLARK HALL:
The center of the universe. Home of Ritual and a hopefully a few fun nights for future frosh:)
ArtSci Kid 1: Bro, that SCI FROSH WEEK is so cool.
ArtSci Kid 2: I know bro, we will never compare.
The patchy,inconsistent and predominantly fluffy growth that builds up on the face in the awkward period when a male (or female, but let's hope not)first begins shaving.
The long, half whispy, half stubbly patches of a five week shadow are unsightly, but hardly seem worth shaving off.
"Damn dude you got some serious 5 week shadow! When you gonna clean that patchy shit up?"
"I dunno man. I was thinking in a week or two it'd be worth shaving"
Eight days a week is another way of saying all the time, everyday, and 24/7. It has the same meaning. Eight days a week is also the name of a popular Beatles song made in the 1960s.
Dude 1: Dude, you’ve been masturbating to porn eight days a week.
Dude 2: IKR. I’m so addicted to it.
Dude 1: You need a real girlfriend, bro. You don’t want porn to be the only thing where you see naked girls for the rest of your life.
Dude 2: True. I just feel like I don’t have any luck with girls.
Dude 1: Just put yourself out there, man. Make more friends that are girls, and you’re meet someone special. I guarantee it.
Dude 2: I just have social anxiety. That’s why.
Dude 1: Don’t worry, bro. I’ll help you.
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