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Surfing the internet for products you desire but don't intend to purchase.
Combination of "window shopping" and "surfing the internet/interweb/information superhighway".
Andrea: i'm window surfing for new cameras right now. it's kind of depressing and i think i'll stop. i really want a new one though.
Liz: you just put me in touch with the modern age by saying "window surfing"
Andrea: coffeecup Andrea 2007!!!
Liz: NICe
Andrea: i should add that to urbandictionary.com and then add an entry for coffeecup
Liz: ha!!
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1. A button on your keyboard that allows you to open your start menu.
2. That button you always seem to press when you're gaming and it takes you to your desktop. When you open your game up again, you're dead.
1. It's so convenient to have this button here so that I can access the start menu easier.
2. I was playing Counter-Strike yesterday. I was doing incredibly well until I accidentally pressed the windows button.
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A version of Microsoft Windows that was do to arrive at the same time as windows 2000, but never made it past the second beta. It was supposed to be a home version of windows 2000, but was cancelled by Microsoft, and later merged with Windows XP.
I can't believe Windows Neptune got cancelled, looks like it's time for 98 again.
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If Windows 10 was kick-ass, Windows 11 is 'not-so-much'...and, yeah, brings back memories of Vista, ME but is basically just Windows 10 w/a different start menu and some tweaks...if you run AMD CPUs good luck...Win95, XP, Windows 7, Win 10 were all good...throw in NT4 as well...Windows 11 will have no real identity...bring back that Kat chick who ran the insider program until about a year or so ago...at least she was great to look at and had brains.
You know, Bill seems distracted since those harassment posts...let's issue a reconstituted OS based on Window 10...maybe that will redirect the attention...OK, what do we call it...how about take the length of his dick based on those emails to the board before he was canned and multiply by 10.
Windows 11 needs (but can bypassed, thanks Ratiborus) TPM, which is like saying even if you don't get your period, you still need to wear a mask.
Oh, man, so I noticed that Windows 11 is described in reviews as being more "mac-like" and rounded-off...jeez, it will be years before I upgrade our enterprise to Windows 11...hopefully, by then Microsoft will turn its attention back to corporate customers vs. catering to little children playing video games sans a real 'out-of-phone/face-in-phone life'.
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a nickname that can be used to cipher porno CDs and make it easy to give it to your friends.
person1: hey dude, i received one fine version of windows seXP.
person2: wow amazing!! give it to me i wanna install it on my machine.
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The extremely brief window of time––sometimes as short as ten minutes––when a banana is at its perfect level of ripeness.
"You should take a bite of this here banana."
"No thanks. The banana window hasn't opened just yet."
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A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.
While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.
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