When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.
Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!
Wild, untamed male pubic hair
Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D
when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.
Wow, Pastor Greg really enjoys platonic company with Tiffany, I think he has a full-blown bible boner!
When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
A big wad of coins in a pocket or wallet causing a boner-like bulge. Could be a hard-on for spending aforesaid cash.
man 1> i notice you bought the most expensive beer on the bar
man 2> yea I had a cash boner.