Random
Source Code
Random
Greatest rivalry in the history of professional sports. Most years the rivalry ends as somewhat of a draw. This year, the Red Sox have the better team (wait, they usually have the better team every year) and have already taken six out of seven games from the Yankees (see shit). Does not bode well for the Bronx Bombers.
You see the Yankees just bought up every good player they could?
Doesn't matter, since the Sox have the best pitching in baseball.
129👍 117👎
1. A synonym for republican
George Bush is a real yankee doodle douche bag
21👍 21👎
Second definition of "yankee"
What southern women call the string on a tampon.
All right now honeychile, give a pull on the yankee (second definition) and we'll get down to bidness.
1👍 4👎
typically used as a sex move in a Yankee basement by a young Yankininianite with his first girl...the progression
1.) he whips it out into her eye appologizes franticlly
2.) he then gets sucked off for a whole 10 seconds before almost blowing into her mouth
3.)pulls out and procedes to try and find her vagina but has not fucking clue whta the hell it looks like because he Likes the Yankess
Finnally 4.)he blows his load all over her mothers beautiful french rug after assuming it felt good enough to be the vagina....no where that was anywhere actually near the vaj.
Mike thought ha was the shit cause he got laid by a rug....the Yankee carpet bang
1👍 4👎
you are a fucking moron. at least 39 times the red sox have not had a better team than the yankees and many more times. and many more times in the future will the yankees have the better team starting with 2005.
the red sox are in agony again (hehe) as the yankees are celebrating yet another world championship.
52👍 95👎
The most overrated rivalry in sports. No one outside the northeast U.S. gives a shit about it, in fact we're sick and tired of hearing about it.
Here's a list of better active sports rivalries, in no particular order:
North Carolina vs. Duke
Ohio State vs. Michigan
Redskins vs. Cowboys (Bears vs. Packers is overrated)
Maple Leafs vs. Canadiens
Barcelona vs. Real Madrid
and that's just one per major sport. If one wanted to go into more than one per sport, go into the past, and dig through other sports, one could bring up much better rivalries like Ali vs. Frazier, Lakers vs. Celtics, Brazil vs. Argentina, I could go on forever...
Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry is a media creation from obnoxious New Yorkers who think the world revolves around them.
73👍 143👎
A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women.
"Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar candles!"
"I know! He's a total Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy!"
9👍 13👎