Like You Like You

Refers to a deeper, more intimate feeling of 'like' inferred by repeating the word. Can also be used with other actions or feelings. Emphasis usually on the first 'like'.

Chick - Why aren't we going out tonight? I thought you liked me?
You - Yeah, but I dont LIKE you like you.

Friend - Did you kiss her?
You - Absolutely but I didn't KISS her kiss her.

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You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:

(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)

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you broke it, you bought it

When you break something in a store, then they make you pay for it.

I got a bill from the store after I accidentally drove through the front door! The letter said you broke it, you bought it.

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You

A uncultured swine.

You are a uncultured swine.

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you

AN IDIOT

i'm not dumb you are

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You

are a retard.

That's what you are for searching this.

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you

The most important person in your own life who always deserves the best.

You have to love you.

You deserve better days.

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