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Lakeside 2

Not to be confused with Lakeside 1, Lakeside 3, Lakeside 4, Apartments West, Apartments East, Percopo, Speed, Robert H. Coons, Deming, or BSB.
A modernistic-baroque style building constructed in just under 12 lunar cycles. Under normal operating conditions and no air resistance, Lakeside is the furthest away from the lake. Popular opinion suggests that this is untrue, claiming that “satellite imagery” show that BSB and Deming are further away. This is simply untrue – current science does not factor in the time-shift caused by trees, topology, and number of interconnected dimensions.
Research on the tridimensionality of Lakeside Hall is currently ongoing since 2003. Richard W. Lakeside stumbled on this feature when he accidently attempted to exist twice at the same time and place, creating a super-position-density 1.41 smoots away, south 43.7 degrees of the elevator entrance of Lakeside 2 (as of April 2, 2022). The tear created a temporary rift that gave bystanders a fleeting glance into a similar, but slightly ajar version of Lakeside 2.
Unfortunately, due to the immense energy redistribution, Richard W. Lakeside vaporized instantaneously. The administration will hide this truth and often pursue individuals that spread this. No video-graphic evidence of this event has surfaced as of April 2, 2022, but there are unconfirmed, unsolicited, and possible falsified rumors suggesting that such evidence exists and is heavily guarded by the residing RHIT president’s cabinet.

Oh boy, I can’t wait to go to my favorite res hall, Lakeside 2, at 2:45:19 on April 2, 2003. It’s been so long since I spoke with my dearest friend, Richard H. Lakeside. I wonder what he’s up to…

by TheRealPolishHammer April 3, 2022


2 minute trial

Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.

Edward is such a 2 minute trial

by DonutOfFailure November 4, 2023


refinery caves 2

a game in roblox paid access and minecraft like

You can fish, mine, cut trees

wanna play refinery caves 2?

by vb4 August 18, 2024


Square root of 2

1.414...

Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time

by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021


square root of 2

An irrational number that is apparently the distance between two vertices diagonally on a square with each side being 1 unit long

The square root of 2 is a backrooms level that only the most elite mathematicians can survive.

by ThatNumber95 December 8, 2024


Basket ball 2

Objective:survive!
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre

John"you wanna play some basket ball 2?"
Matt"hell no, I wanna live."

by Aberham kidney November 30, 2018


Scotty 2 Poddy

Nickname of former Major League Baseball Outfielder Scott Podsesnik.

The White Sox would never have won the World Series in 2005 without Scotty 2 Poddy!

by Sahh22 June 12, 2019