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The inevitable fate of Jack the Lads as they slowly approach the age of 30, or more easily described as the decline in sexual success an otherwise attractive and overly-confident single man will experience as they refuse to settle down and act their age. Once being a symbol of youth and sex appeal, they have now evolved into a sad yet persistent memory of their early peak. While Jack the Lad is considered a British term, Jack the Sads can be of any nationality.
The first symptoms usually start at age 25, however most Jack the Sads are oblivious of their decline until the age of 28. The most commonly recognised symptoms include a lack of lads nights as many of the lads begin maturing and getting married, being less likely to pull the young and blonde birds they are often stubbornly attracted to and not being able to relate to neither their own age group nor the younger generation.
Jack the Sads are victims of lad culture, which prides young men in being careless and sleeping with as many conventionally attractive women as possible. Their over-indulgence in the ingrained hookup culture has made it increasingly difficult to form meaningful relationships with women and thus they are often afraid of commitment as they struggle to see women as more than something to be had.
In order for Jack the Sads to recover, they must first go through the 7 stages of grief before taking the steps to improve themselves to find true companionship and meaning in life beyond sex.
Guy: So, can I buy you a drink or should we cut to the chase?
Girl: Nah you're alright, you look about 30.
Guy: Age is just a number, but I would say you're a ten
Girl: I'm 18 you creep, go after someone your own age, Jack the sad!
Star goaltender for the Toronto Maple Leafs and former goaltender for the Dallas Stars and the Los Angeles Kings. He holds the nhl record for most consecutive wins to start the season. He is also known for being a really kind person and is universally loved by all Leafs fans and Leafs players.
Person 1: Can you believe Jack Campbell only cost the Leafs Trevor Moore and two third round picks.
Person 2: He was an absolute steal. Soupy for Vezina.
Seceretly a homosexual but hasent come out yet, thinks he's hard, has a one inch warrior
This is usually used as a term that limits as someone's niceness that is used to show the limit of how nice someone can be. It says that there is always as nice as jack
Tim: I'm such a nice guy
Gregory: not as nice as jack
When someone refuses to pay for work completed.
I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.
Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.
A guy that is a well known nonce,Touched 10 kids last saturday.Stills plays Fortnite(What a fockin loser)
Already a registered sex offender.
You know Jack Adens
Ye he just touched my sisters arse