Random
Source Code
Random
Throw nuts at people, figuratively, literally, just not sexually. Grab an almond, walnut, or whatever, chuck it at your closest friend (or fiend if you prefer!) Throw more at your crush, partner, or spouse! The look on their faces will be phenomenal!
Person A: Hey, it's November 10, you know what that means.
Person B: ..No?
Person A: *chucks a walnut at Person B*
Person B: Oh, right.. It's November 10th: "International" Throw Nuts at People Day! *throws a container of almonds at Person A*
Person A: Ow, fuck! That's not how it works, jackass!
A phrase used to describes a man who plays it close to the vest and is always living on the edge.
-Did you see Tom telling the teacher to piss off?
-Yeah, this guy's got a little more nut than sac.
On the 1st of December, everyone who has completed no nut November MUST cum.
If they don’t, they have to complete no nut December as well.
I’m so exited for No nut November Pt. 2 (Ejaculation December)
1👍 2👎
Its when you nut to a trex in a maid costume.
I just jerked off to a trex in a maid dress and did a super potato nut dinosaur trex sexy milf aaaauuuuggghhhhh.
Do a girl in the ass
"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"
35👍 36👎
See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick
This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.
16👍 15👎
Asked my boyfriend if he was still committed to me and this was his response... I'm in your world just trying to get a nut
Asked my boyfriend if he was still committed to me and this was his response I'm in your world just trying to get a nut