purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

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Flak monkey

This is the asshole newb in Unreal Tournament Games that uses the flak cannon excessively , because its the only weapon he can use. Of course this being that splash damage does all the work. Anything with any sort of AIMING involved would clearly be to his/her detriment. Either way, He SUXORS

Dont be a Flak Monkey.

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Monkey Things Up

When you are a lifelong racist, and you are running for governor against a black man, and you accidently let the mask slip, and you choke on your dog whistle on national television.

“He is impressively articulate for someone trying to monkey things up in politics” some republican candidate accurately portrayed

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share the fucking monkey

1.) A phrase commonly used by shit-faced uncles who want to have a piece of your success or are warning you against sharing the wealth

2.) Cutting up any member of the primate family and distributing it amongst your fellows: esp. chimpanzees, oragutangs, and small children

Uncle Kevin: Hey, Hey, you tell those bitches over there that your not going to share the fucking monkey.

Joey: Thats Aunt helen and your kids

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Irish Monkey

When an individual drinks a Mickeys 40 or 32 oz (they aren't going to make the 40's anymore :-( ....) down to the bend in the glass and then proceeds to fill it up with orange juice. In the tradition of what many call a brass monkey (or a dirty brass monkey in my opinion) as mentioned in that wonderful Beastie Boys song.

Mmmm its 95 degress outside today, I could really go for a delicious Irish monkey. I haven't had any vitamin C today.

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monkey woo-woo

An empassioned cry of exaltation.

Monkey woo-woo! I totally outran those cops!

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monkey run swamp

A douche bag ugly ass man, who runs all around letting nonsense bullshit, fall out of his mouth

That boy is monkey run swamp

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