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Conjurors and magicians who lie with their hands, by using distraction techniques.
"Don't pay for a conjuror to our kid's party, I hate hand liars."
Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands
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The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful
The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".
Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.
"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"