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Saint John’s High School

Full of Cuties that treat women with respect and don’t vape. Smart young men who will be nice to everyone that they see

Jimmy from saint johns- “ Hey ma’am how are you today”
Women- “I am Good How about you”

Jimmy-“ Very good Thanks For asking”
Women- “What school are you from young man”

Jimmy-“ Saint John’s High School”
Women-“No wonder you are so nice and respectful”

by Jimmy from saint johns February 08, 2018


Ralston Valley High School

Ralston Valley High School The mustangs, first it's a school swarming with hot babes. Like seriously I hear they freakin are bred there. They dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. They have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. But really I mean, can you say bragging rights? What a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it's so gay). Because I mean really the kids at RV are smooth phresh pimps. What more is there?!

Ralston Valley pimp: Ralston Valley High School is straight up thuggin'.

arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.

enough said.

by Lax bro 559532456874374824900 February 20, 2011


Western Alamance High school

Western alamance is a dumb redneck school with rich rednecks and poor rednecks and a population of 2 mexicans and 3 black people. people at western alamance have small boobs and tiny dicks. western girls are sluts

western alamance high school is a hoe school.

by Julius Ceasar1111 October 01, 2011


Downingtown East High School

Downingtown East High School is the superior school to Downingtown West. The schools were split in 2003 and East quickly became a better school. (More money, better sports teams, smarter students, etc.) West students will often say "The stadium is on West Campus though." This is true, however West was built first so it is there by default. Weed sales are through the roof at East, and one can probably witness a deal going down in any bathroom at any time (usually the one by the gyms).

The one biggest downside is the fact that 60% of all guys in the school believe that they are the best thing to ever happen to women everywhere. Usually these guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers or slides, high black socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black around the few black students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.

The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been several bomb threats, and the girls are more attractive than at West. West Girls are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls are as intelligent as they are attractive. East is better.

Downingtown East High School Conversation:

East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about East and saying how them having the stadium makes them better.

East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.

West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.

East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.

by DEHS Student April 09, 2013


Washington Township High School

the hell hole full of crack heads, bitchy cheerleaders who should all die, and over all assholes. I hate mostly everyone in that school, and its a frigin prison. And I'm sick of the preppy people calling punks, goths, and skaters names, especially goths. Their not freaks. I hate that school with a passion. I wish it would burn down with the people I hate in it. The sad part is I still got 2 years left in that hell.

cheerleaders are stupid bitchy slutty whores who think their the best thing that walked the earth.

by 4646464646 May 05, 2005


North Farmington High School

A school full of lower-middle class kids that do drugs and pretend they are from Detroit.

Conversation With a North Farmington High School Student.

NFHS Student: Yo dawg what crackin?
Person: Uhh Don't you live in oakland county?
NFHS Student: Yea holmes but ima live in the D when im olda.
Person: STFU

by Ethnographer September 27, 2010


Laguna Creek High School

The official high schools of the best Xbox Live Gamers known to man. We got LaLeNT, Ben Jammin, HeLLR, Xbox Signed In, TP0TT, Wepun, Arrowsfrend, Meowcow, MoSc0MaN, BoonskiSav92, SteelyMonster. We will shit on any niggas on Call of Duty some see us at Black Ops...FAGGOT!

Damn the Laguna Creek High School Call of Duty shitted on us! Now we rage quit.

by fjdshfvukadshngkask;ml August 17, 2011