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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021


friend genetics

friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.

Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”

by August 17, 2024


a friend in need

a person who helps at a difficult time is a truly reliable person.

"you are a friend in need, you are, Edie"

by Arminkshipper October 15, 2024


Bookmark friend

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever

Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

by SkrætáteOfficialGP August 10, 2021


Friend

A word that people use however they want. Sometimes it means someone you have no romantic interest in, sometimes it does. This word causes a lot of confusion because no one ever knows what the other person means when they say they are "friends" with them.

Beck: "I'm so confused. Dean told me to never leave his side because he'd never leave mine. He talks to me for hours and says super sentimental things all the time. But then he will say that I'm SUCH A GOOD FRIEND! It's driving me crazy. STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS TO STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS. I feel like a second lead in a drama..."

by Amaralove2 December 2, 2020


Friends

People that have affection for eachother

And on special occasions have the best sex in their lives

Friends with benefits

by Mike3551 August 19, 2017


Friend

A person that will do anything for you and you will do anything for a friendship is built on trust not Lies

Sarah is my Friend, a close person in my life.

by Cracra0987 October 16, 2019