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A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"
Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)
Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!
Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?
I don’t wanna waste my time meaning
When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time
And wants to know if they will be by your side.
I don’t wanna waste my time I want you by my side
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a muffin that wants to die commonly referenced in asdfmovie
ohhh i hope that muffin is a DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME
A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time
Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours
Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.
Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
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when you would "do" a girl (or guy) once. usually they are hot but a bad person.
"damn that girls hot i'd tap dat ting one time" (in a jamacian accent)
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What Evil Tim says to coxey and vice versa
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