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While in a movie theater sneak up behind a un suspecting woman or man (if male, must have a beard) and blow your load in the back of their head and try to escape before getting caught. while yelling “THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN”
Ronald enjoys long walks on the beach and Spending alone time at the local movie theater sometime even giving someone special The John Wilkes Booth.
When someone looks like a familiar celebrity that you can’t quite put your finger on
The guy who wrote rocket man Klondike like Leto John
When some one looks a lot like Elton John
She is wearing square glasses so she Klondike like Leto John
an AMAZING athlete,
A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME
me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!
Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!
A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.
We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
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A very attractive man that is to into his self that steals everyone's cars and sales drugs and trys to beat everyone up. He is a whore and sleeps with every woman he meets.
Hey you know John samples!
Yeah he my drug dealer.
Oh so John samples is the man to call for drugs...