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ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019


Ur mom

Some Fat ass person who just eats and sleeps all day, and go’s to court to take your dad’s money.

Hey kid, ur mom’s gay.

ur mom, HAHA

“ur mom”

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 02, 2022


Ur mom

So fat ass person who takes your dads money all the time and sleeps

Hey kid, Ur moms gay.

Ur mom, HAHAHA

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 02, 2022


ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021


ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020


ur mom

Any day is ur mom day so when you call your friends mom hot he cant get mad

YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh

by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 25, 2022


Ur Mom

Ur mom is a great comeback for anything and everything.
Pumpkinly: S'up.
Gus Fritos the bus seat: Your mom. OHHHHH GET ROASSTTEEDDD OHHHHH

Sometimes it doesn't even need to be a comeback. It can also be a respected formal greeting.
Saratoga: Your mom. OHHHH GET ROASSTTEEEDDD OHHHHHHH OH MY GOSH
Josh: You're literally stupid.
Saratoga: You're just jealous of me!!
Josh: Can you just shut up?
Saratoga: I know you are but what am I?!!

Clearly, Saratoga won that argument. Ur mom is a very powerful phrase that can easily change lives for the better or for the worse. Great power comes with great responsibility. Remember, always be swag and never be a drag. Your mom. Get roasted. OHHHHH

Some more examples for those of you who are slower learners:

Gru- I got an 100% on my test today.
Idiot 1234- I got a 94%
Gru- Haha, stupid.
Idiot 1234- YOUR MOM.
(Gru starts crying in a corner.)

Another example:

Snaps- I think your hot, 4.
4- Awww... thanks... :)
Noah's- You kind of are...
Mullet- I think she is incredibly ugly.
4- You know what? I'm done with you mullet. You should go hitchhike back to your house and cut off your mullet while you're at it. No one freaking likes it! So, leave us now.
Mullet- Fine, I will. Not like you all would care, anyways. You won't even say goodbye!!
4- Oh, yes we will! (Deviously grins) Everyone, snaps for Noah's mullet!
Snaps- I thought it was snaps for Everrett!
4- Oh, shut up.
Noah's- Yeah Snaps, shut up! Ha!
Snaps- Oh yeah?
Noah's- Yeah.
Snaps- YOUR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
4- You just got roasted really bad.
Snaps- Yeah, well, at least he didn't say Eli-i-dus...
Noah's- True, and at least your name isn't Mrs. or Mr. sklisosoislsiosksoisosidoisoisolsiosijklsisisli.
4- Your hair doesn't look electrocuted, either!

(And the three continued to snap for Noah's Mullet into the sunset.)

Heatwarming story, right? Now you know the meaning of your mom, so, YOUR MOM!

by Becky Drake March 02, 2022