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Boy fae lochee with a 2 inch knob
Omg have you seen joe Mathews knob it’s so small
The definition of a joe supreme is when you have a friend named joe who shoot milk out of his ass into someones mouth. After the milk shoots in to your mouth spit it in to a cup and smear it all over your ass. Once the milk is on your ass you can let you pet lick it of or just have your trusty friend joe lick it off for you
I gave my friend a joe supreme
St Joes is a stinky school for hoes
Did you hear about St Joes hoes?
He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.
Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.
3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.
“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe
“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious
A phrase mainly used by the British, while they enjoy some fine scones and fresh green tea.
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What's up, Jojo?
Bloody hell mate, call me Joe!
A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid
Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy