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Greatest Video Games Of All Time

The world's greatest video games the gaming entertainment industry has to offer.

#5-Halo
#4-Sonic CD
#3-Super Metroid
#2-Super Mario World
#1-The Legand of Zelda: A Link to the Past

by Danny Peterson January 11, 2004

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When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020


DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

a muffin that wants to die commonly referenced in asdfmovie

ohhh i hope that muffin is a DIE DIE DIE ITZ MUFFIN TIME

by ItZyOmAmA December 3, 2020


Hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time

Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours

by Mack is hot April 19, 2022


I don’t wanna waste my time

I don’t wanna waste my time meaning

When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time

And wants to know if they will be by your side.

I don’t wanna waste my time I want you by my side

by Sandtoes December 7, 2020


and I have a time machine in my backyard!

Meaning that you're practically saying it's bullshit.

Person 1: Oh, I got all A's for my report card!
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'

by Awesomedefs August 3, 2017

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tap dat ting one time

when you would "do" a girl (or guy) once. usually they are hot but a bad person.

"damn that girls hot i'd tap dat ting one time" (in a jamacian accent)

by TrevorC September 18, 2005

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