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Son i'm bouta split for life this shit is slum.
Just like mid life crisis but anyone have it, you don't actually need to be middle aged. Something can simply upset your mood and lo and behold you now have a mood life crisis.
Is Alex coming to the party?
No. He's having a mood life crisis.
“Life at grandma house” is a story telling your hood background such as events and how u grew up at your grandma house , whether you’ve lived with her or not!!
Getting in trouble at life at grandma house
A woman which is really hot - but also really dead, who you'd like to sleep with or marry.
Q: Have you ever heard of Katharine Hepburn?
A: Hell yeah, hot AF. she's my wife from a past life.
Seizing every opportunity. Not letting anything slips through your fingers. Living life to max and beyond.
"That's my boy! Shawn White! CLENCH LIFE! CLENCH LIFE BABY! Don't you ever doubt my boy again! Whatever bad thing you said about him, TAKE IT BACK! USA slay all day." -Leslie Jones commenting on Shaun Whites' third Gold Medal at tbe 2018 Olympics.
"What is life?" Jimmy asks.
"Go get a job", His mom replied back
Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)
The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days