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You're dominate texting hand. The one that you use more frequently. Mostly your dominate hand too.
My left hand feels awkward with my phone in it so I use my texting hand when I'm laying down.
When you’re getting scratched, but it feels like your skin is bubbling like you’re on meth.
Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
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An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
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I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!
When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.
You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.
You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.
When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.
You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.
You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.