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October 21st is beat up anyone named violet day
person 1: *beats up person named violet*
violet: bro that hurt why'd you do that for?
person 1: its beat up anyone named violet day
October 21st is a day
National girl give a boy a hug day
October 21st is when girl hugs there boo.
International strip dancing and sex day
It's October 21st, dance for me baby!
“Did you see it’s October 29th?”
“Yea, that clown down the street got her own day.”
Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.
“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”
Smack Your friends named Josh day (Josh can’t hit back)
Me: “hey Josh, can i smack you?”
Josh: “wtf!? No!”
Me: “it’s October 29th”
Josh: “fine”
A day that guys with huge dicks are born, the people born on this day are terrific lovers and amazing friends. They are boyfriend material
1: Yo when’s your birthday
2: October 29th
1: Oh I figured with that huge cock