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An eye sausage is a non-technical way to describe the transparent strings which float and drift in your eye. The jelly-like floating substance can form many shapes such as strings, webs, circles and in this instance curvey sausages.
Scholesy: Corr, I keep seeing eye sausages
Chris: Jeez, Scholesy, your vision must be going
Scholesy: You know, it's not a good sign seeing eye sausages floating around
Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.
Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?
It's another word for sun glasses
Dim eyes are worn outdoors when the sun is out
Clear Eyes eye drops relieve dry, red, itchy eyes. Whether or not you wear contact lenses
Used when a random fat guy sits beside you in a cafeteria and his fat meat frequently hits you and makes you rage.
Josh: My gosh why does his fat meat keep hitting me:
Kim Jong Un: Just give him the bitch-eye man, just bitch-eye him.
When having Rectal discharge
I was have sex with this chick, and in the middle realized she had a leaky-eye