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i'd rather have a penis in my pants

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

by Gangy February 25, 2006

8πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


I love big ol' penis in my mouth

I love men and so do you because you searched this. C=========3

(\/ : )

Joe: I love big ol' penis in my mouth!
Obamna: gay.

by bungusballsinmymouth December 26, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


broken penis torture method #4

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.

I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

by faglord69xdxd December 21, 2021

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Penis 420 cum bitch monster

A term used to describe faggots

β€œLook at the penis 420 cum bitch monster over there”

by DougLmaoLmao September 20, 2021

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


You totally love my E-penis.

When someone loves your internet penis, which actually doesn't even exist but you say it to degrade people.

Don't even play, you know you totally love my E-penis.

by Jaimey September 1, 2005

5πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


penis gay pee white supremacy

You are bored. Saying random shit in your discord chat. The first words that come into your head β€˜penis’ and β€˜gay’ and then add some random words and then Penis Gay Pee White Supremacy

Person 1: hi
Person 2: penis gay pee white supremacy

Person 1: ok

by im bored. March 13, 2022

5πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

by big shaft October 23, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž