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A stupid little being determined on doing a little CTRL + ALT + DEL on the writing you were working on the whole night.
"I finally finished this writing! Time to sa- GOD DAMMIT! YOU STUPID CAT, YOU ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING!"
The most intelligent picker in the world
this cat followed the most amazing person ever
An STD that is transmitted via the direct contact with a cat's fur with human genitalia, it can also be passed on during sexual intercourse with a male or female.
'So, how has the sex been recently?', 'pretty shitty, i contracted cats'
A loaf of pure joy for the human eyes and world to see. If you see a cat, never reject it. It will hunt you down. Make sure to pet it on the head when you see one
"Look at that cute cat"
"Aww can I pet your cat"
a cute furry fluffy animal often found within a household
wow that cat is so fat i could squeeze it to death