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An exclamation of surprise and shock.
Jade: Timothy I'm pregnant
Timothy: Well tickle my nuts and call me Cyril, who's the father?!
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A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen
yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle
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A person of considerable girth and weight but who is somehow still unbelievably beautiful, and is admired and adored by many. This person chooses to flaunt their body for said admirers.
How can I keep up Simon look at me I'm fat! *Chat* Yeah Simon Look at her! Witness her in all her glory! She ain't no Jabba the Hut? More like Jabba made me nut!
Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
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Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?
Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!
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use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
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When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!
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