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When the female species has become extremely aroused from sexual contact, her clitoris becomes swollen like a punchbag
I went down on a woman once and tried to explain to my mates her clit become, her clitoris hood become so swollen and excited, this expression was the only way I could describe it was to say "Hey mate, Christ, you remember "A", well she's got a clit like a punchbag, it was sooooo swollen, I could of got my gloves on and started a fitness session....in fact, I got a great session....
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Something a person says when a band they have liked forever becomes famous, and everyone starts talking about it. Said person gets irritated, rants, and says, "I liked them before they became popular." It's pretty much a more subtle way of saying, "FIRST" but it still makes you look like an asshole.
Person 1 : OH MAN I LOVE CHESTER FRENCH THEY ARE SO COOL WHEN THEIR MUSIC IS PLAYED ON MTV
Person 2 : I remember finding their Myspace way before they got famous. I liked them before they became popular.
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A STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS has never taken a shower. She/he has not even gotten a teaching degree
You: Bro this STUPID SUB THAT SMELLS LIKE DOG PISS
Me: I know right they can't even be bussin bussin, no cap no kizzy on god they are dumb.
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The worse smell imaginable because in an ass hole there is a lot of shit and fart concentrated and confined to a very small place.
What is that smell? It smells like the inside of an ass hole.
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Leave me alone, or you'll be hung like John Wayne Bobbitt!
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Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.
It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.
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A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them
“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”
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