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pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
Joe Kingsman is small, annoying and sarcastic. He tells a lot of jokes and will make you laugh, even if you don’t want to laugh at him because you hate him with a passion. One of your friends is confused as to wether otter not they like Joe Kingsman in that way. But you know he probably likes her a lot and will some up with any excuse to talk to her or be near her.
Person 1: So, do you like Joe Kingsman?
Person 2: Fuck no
The most attractive Tally Hall band Member UAGGHHGNFBFNGH
Me: Joe hawley isvhso jhot
Most tally hall fans: NO!! HE LIKES KIDS!!!
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A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.
Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.
Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS
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An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
Joe Roganites are avid followers of Joe Rogan. They believe every word he says as fact. If he told them to mobilize they would. They will defend anything he says or does and may even get aggressive about it. They somehow find a way to talk about Joe Rogan in any conversation they can. The only thing they listen to is “The Joe Rogan Experience”. The only thing they watch is clips of his podcast.
A: “I was with John last night and he would not stop talking about Joe Rogan. He kept going on about these theories…”
B: “I know, he’s become such a ‘Joe Roganite’ ever since he listened to that podcast a couple months ago. It’s all he ever talks about.”
The guy with this name is just a certified D.I.L.F, who gets major bitches and is the hottest dude in the UK. Everyone’s jealous of his drip cos they all broke bitches who look like sardines + ratio
Damn. Is that joe bacchus? What a STUD!!!